Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Advice for Tybalt

Dear Tybalt,
I am sorry to say but in this story you look like none other than a short tempered and small person.  But don't worry, we'll fix that.  Anyway, here's what you need to think about, do you really hate all Montegue's or specifically Romeo?  Before you answer that just think, WHY do you hate all the Montegue's?  And look I know you're a little pissed that Romeo crashed your party and i agree that wasn't cool, but come on it's not exactly worthy of death.  So take a deep breath and I think that you'll see you're not really mad at Romeo for coming to your party, and if you still are get over it, if Lord Capulet can do it, so can you.

Now that we're over the whole party ordeal I still want you to think, why is it that you seem to be so angry?  I don't think that you have any beef with Romeo.  And I know that it's a deep familial sort of hatred but that has nothing to do with you, I'm sure you have no idea what that's all about anyway.  And I'm willing to bet that your parents don't know either.  OK so I'm not saying you have to pull a Juliet and fall in love with the guy, but you could you know maybe not kill his best friend, just a suggestion, it could you know, save your life.  Anyways just take a chill pill, it would do you some good to get your mind off of murder and all.
Sincerely,
Ellie (Princess of Hamsters)

3 comments:

  1. I think it was a great idea to ask why Tybalt really hates the Montagues. It really shows how the feud has lasted so long, people have forgotten what they are even fighting for.

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  2. This is amazing, and the sarcasm and bite in your voice makes your letter to Tybalt all the more effective. Nice

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  3. BTW, I say princess of hamsters because Tybalt is prince of cats and I Identify most with hamsters when it comes to domesticated animals (or armadillos cuz their name is fun to say) ;p

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